getting my wisdom teeth out today which means free drugs

if i was a cat all of my problems would turn into sleep

Anonymous:
Would you rather: pay for everything with change... 10c. No plastic no bills. Always Just coins. OR every time you went for a shit there's absolutely no toilet paper. And you have to ask for some. Whether it be at home at a friends or in public.

This is a brilliant question ty very much ahhhh, well do i HAVE to ask for toilet paper? cuz i reckon i could get by without wiping my ass at all and be a dirty cunt with hundred dollar bills instead

4 ply toilet paper is like wiping your ass with a cloud

i know pronounce you man and wife
you may fuck her right in the pussy